Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters

by taking the nut July 8, 2017

Taking a wide V

When a lady participates in the act of man-spreading. man-spreading

I tried to squeeze in on the bleachers, but Angela was taking a wide V.

by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

God taking pictures

It's storming.

F: Hey joe, what's all that noise and the flashes?
J: Na man, it's just God taking pictures.

by matdoya November 7, 2010

not like talking about

Not as much as once was

Q: you've been working alot?
A: not like talking about

by jjb510 March 22, 2017

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008