Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing

In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday

by Wags86 January 16, 2022

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 17, 2011

Coming for the throne

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

Thrones

Slang for the television show, "Game of Thrones".

"remember when we used to watch thrones?" said Meghan, " lol. i was thinkin bout that today."

by MamaNasty November 22, 2023

porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018

Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit

“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”

by chHAad March 6, 2021