Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

by witherwtf October 28, 2009

swoontang

a nasty sweaty vagina/poontang

Brendan: Darrin why didn you get laid this weekend?
Darren: I don't want to talk about it...
Brendan: did that hoe have swoontang?
Darren: yes....dont call her a hoe
Brendan: any girl with swoontang is a hoe .... fo sho

by The Gin Bandit November 23, 2009

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

Big Swinging Dick

A cross country runner who cares primarily about his rank among his teamates, not among his competition from other teams

A runner who begins a race or training run hard and then proceeds to fade steadily ultimately getting his ass kicked

A runner who goes all out like an idiot on monda and tuesday workouts, and has jack shit left for the rest of the week

"John was in the lead for the first 2 miles, but he had nothing for the last 3. He'd be a decent runner if he didn't try to be such a Big Swinging Dick."

by Joe's Hole August 28, 2009

swinging set

Figuratively, a man’s balls. Stones, i.e., fortitude. Guts.

Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.

by Crustynoze October 11, 2007