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Mexican Chimney Sweep 

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep
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Douchebag Sweep 

When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.
The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers

chimney sweep 

to insert a toothbrush into your rear end for sexual pleasure, bristles first
my brush snapped when i was chimney sweeping, its still in the flute now.

i chimney swept my dog

look dude, you do not want to shard whilst chimney sweeping
chimney sweep by mr b allbags October 9, 2008
Slang, shortend term used for Dick Sweeper. See Dick Sweeper
Ravishing Rick Rude wouldn't be who he is today if he had shaved off his D-Sweep!!!
D-Sweep by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

chimney sweep 

the act of cleaning another person's anus and rectum with one's mustache.
Bobby John didn't shave all week so he could give Billy Jo a good chimney sweeping.
chimney sweep by vingt20 June 17, 2011