Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

Suburban

A mysterious figure that is always hiding and can never be found. Think waldo.

Man, stop fooling around. We need to find suburban!

by Chord271 April 20, 2024

rusty suburban

The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF

Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban

by Chefmike78 July 5, 2017

SubUrban Dictionary

People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.

I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people

by Boodigolous June 10, 2020

Suburban cherry

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Chevrolet Suburban

A large SUV built by Chevrolet. With a long history, being famous for being the car Chevrolet has manufactured since the 1930's, it is also longer than the Chevrolet Tahoe, which is exactly like the Suburban, but only a bit shorter in length. The Suburban has good leg room for all three rows, and is also a very good family car.

Random guy: Where are you going for vacation?

Random guy 2: I do not know, but all we know is that we're taking the Chevrolet Suburban!

by Yorkshire June 15, 2023

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019