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welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame March 2, 2014
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rectum stinger

Shoving your hard-on into a girls ass by surprise, while doing her doggy style.
Jennifer moaned softly as she loved him from behind, when she suddenly screamed. He had given her a rectum stinger
by cat litter boy May 8, 2014
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Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.
by bkmon3y April 30, 2014
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wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
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Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
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the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin
by Lewispewis December 9, 2017
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Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth
by Boomerhater February 27, 2020
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