Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

The Brodine Steamer

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.

"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."

by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017

philadelphia steamer

Is when a woman puts her lips around a guys anus as he farts

Jack bent over and let loose a Philadelphia Steamer

by Lizard KN August 30, 2006

Steamer

Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.

by persilly June 3, 2012

Chillicothe Steamer

A seldom seem fetish act where one defecates on the floor of a friend or lover's bathroom, only to feel guilty about it seconds later and pick it up and put it in the toilet. It gets the name Chillicothe because, according to legend, the act was invented at a Chillicothe (Ohio) Paints Minor League Baseball game post-season party. Other scholars maintain that the name Chillicothe was given to the act only because Ohio seems to get the bulk of the naming rights when it comes to disgusting sexual acts, i.e. the Cleveland Steamer, the Canton Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie, the Columbus Meat Jacket, the Toledo Ass Rocket, and the Toledo Butt Mud Hen.

I was planning to go Top Shelf at Lindsey and Kadi's party, but I ended up chickening out and only doing a Chillicothe Steamer on their bathroom floor.

by yakov smirnoff July 30, 2006

cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.

by The Circle April 6, 2005