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Straalkoe

The ultimate "god-like-cow-creature".
On first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. This ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
You might laugh about it now but we'll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
A: OH MY GOD!!! Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it superman?
B: No!!! It's the allmighty straalkoe!
by I am awsomer August 6, 2009
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sprallace

to spread an STD to some one who doesn't know you have it

pronounced: spraw-less
I think I got sprallaced, I've got genital warts now!

Dude, I hope she likes herpes; she just got sprallaced!

Sprallace me once shame on you; sprallace me twice shame on me.
by pretty bitter August 30, 2009
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Stalling the flow

When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.
Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"

Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"

Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
by ZeroBallGravity September 8, 2010
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stall journey

The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".

Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
by Nick_gee April 30, 2011
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Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
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Stalling Off

A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
by DreadfulControversy October 24, 2011
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Stall Standoff

The act of refusing to do one's business at a public restroom until it is completely vacant. This often leads to a standoff when there are two parties who are trying to be modest.
I had just gotten situated on the can when someone ran into the stall beside me. A Stall Standoff was made for 10 minutes until I just couldn't hold it anymore.
by albinorineo June 16, 2012
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