STOLE ON

It basically means they got knocked what we call the fuck out.

I stole on this girl at the park today and her ass couldn't even get up.

by LIL MZ BREEZIE (SOON 2 B) May 20, 2008

Stola

Another word for Weed mostly used In Miami Florida by overtown, little Havana, wynwood, etc.

Where the stola at bro?!

by Jitreed May 31, 2019

Jackin Stolly

The act of a male masturbating in a bathroom stall until ejaculation. At the point of jackulation the male points his penis onto the door handle and releases the semen onto the handle. The following person will then touch the semen when leaving the stall

Stolly:Oh,oh,oh...ahhhhhhh

'Leaves stall
Victim:'Enter stalls
Victim:Doo a Doo 'Flushes
Victim: Oh man, what is this on my hands. Dang that Jackin Stolly.

by Man Behind the Trees October 27, 2009

stolte

Complete loss of self-control and rationality, resulting in a violent, retard-like, outburst. Oftentimes brought on by nothing at all.

Jesus Christ, that guy just pulled a stolte and threw a cinderblock at a fucking pedestrian!

by Ebola February 23, 2003

STOLPITUDE

Dogged and resourceful determination to compensate for, and/or atone for, past mistakes, especially in the face of overwhelming odds.

This term is directly inspired by the epic January 1993 struggle, viewed around the world, of James and Jennifer Stolpa and their baby. They turned down a side road while driving towards Idaho through northern Nevada, seeking a shortcut--a highly dubious venture at that time of year-- got lost in the snow, and almost lost their lives. James Stolpa struggled miles alone through the snow for help and saved his family while suffering severe frostbite. Each time another family is lost in the snow, the TV stations haul out the Stolpa footage and recall their struggle.

Augustino was past denial and ready to admit that a sufficiency of beer was not the only thing he should have considered before deciding to take the Boston Whaler to Hawaii. But no-one could accuse him of lacking Stolpitude. Grabbing the nearest floating keg, he set his course and kicked off for San Pedro.

by Oliver from Bolivar January 12, 2009

STOBY

Acronym meaning "Sucks To Be You"

Andrew: "My new apartment doesn't have internet."

You: "STOBY"

Andrew: "Huh?"

You: Sucks to be you

by Franglespish April 3, 2009

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013