Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

Stealth Uprise

Best Esports Organization In the world they play Fortnite and Rocket League

I am about to join Stealth Uprise.

by Stealth Fan April 14, 2020

Stealth pig

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

Stealth Navy

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.

"Oh, man, I thought my skirt was black but it's really stealth navy."

by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010

Stealth Text

A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.

Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.

by Katie22 October 23, 2014

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Stealth Bush

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.

Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"

Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."

by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010