Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.
person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
by EpicBird June 16, 2010

My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.
by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

by Stealth Fan April 14, 2020

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy
by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011
