The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.
Baseball is very statisfying.
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Statstrology was originally coined by Greg Guevara in 2023. It is implicitly derived from the word "Astrology". It is used in reference to when a person interprets data and extracts dubious meaning from it, usually without solid/unironic basis or understanding of it (and/or the data itself is dubious). Essentially, looking at data and seeing what you want to see.
"Look, this guy just came to the conclusion that 85% of goats love carrot cake whilst observing the strong correlation between sea levels and how much money I have in my bank account. He must be really into Statstrology"
by Southh May 18, 2023
Get the Statstrology mug.A master in the art of scat. An artist who uses the bathroom as their canvas and their feces as the paintbrush. Someone who is so good at what they do, you can't help but be impressed by their work. May elicite reactions similar to "How did it get on the ceiling?!"
Have you heard about this famous scatist?
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Get the Scatist mug.I wanted to make the opposite of Steampunk, so, here it is. I present to you, "Statisconformity"
Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.
2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.
2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
by ʧĦʚ IJɞʂʧɞɾ March 5, 2025
Get the Statisconformity mug.(verb/adjective) — A state of being more than satisfied; when you’re not just content with life but genuinely thriving in it. The elevated version of happiness where things aren’t just good — they’re flourishing, leveled up, and you feel like you are winning (Past tense: satisthrived, current tense: satisthriving)
“Paid off my bills, hit the gym, fridge is full, and it’s Friday — I’m straight up satisthriving.”
“Got eight hours of sleep, my coffee hit just right, and I found money in my pocket — I’m not satisfied, I’m satisthriving.“
“Chores are done, dinner is ready, my favorite show is about to start, my crush on her way, and the couch is calling our name - I am about to be satisthiving!”
“Got eight hours of sleep, my coffee hit just right, and I found money in my pocket — I’m not satisfied, I’m satisthriving.“
“Chores are done, dinner is ready, my favorite show is about to start, my crush on her way, and the couch is calling our name - I am about to be satisthiving!”
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