spongebob squarenuts

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

by The Debasser May 2, 2005

off my square

out of my usual routine; doing things I wouldn't normally do.

That brother had me so open I was just TOTALLY off my square.

by HeavnsGirl February 4, 2007

square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. (prop n) Video game production company who created the Final Fantasy and Chrono series of video games for the last two decades.

by QZkotL April 9, 2003

squared away

A term used by all branches of the United States military services to describe one whose performance is even with or above satisfactory level, and that has continued such performance consistantly for an extended period of time. Alternately, this term may be applied to objects, placed, events, or generally anything that presents a high level of military order and discipline.

"Damn, private, you are squared away."
"By the time

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

AJ Squared Away

Naval term for the mythical sailor who has his shit together.

That bilge snip is AJ Squared Away

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Tiananmen Square

A sexual encounter involving an obese woman (the tank) catching a brave yet powerless man (the activist) unawares. For a successful Tiananmen Squaring, the man must flee into anonymity and the rest of society must deny the encounter occurred.

Ivan: "I know I saw Dmitri leaving the club with that XL chick last night. There's no way she didn't Tiananmen Square him!"

Vladimir: "First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about. Second, don't mention this ever again."

by Chinaking October 28, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants is a kids show that any age group can love. Although Spongebob's creator says he's not gay, there are definitely enough gay innuendos in it to make it seem that way.

Guy 1:One time I watched Spongebob Squarepants and Spongebob was trying to get Gary to take a bath. He painted everything in the bathroom like a pirate ship. He called the soap dubloons. He then said Look Garry! Dubloons! Don't drop them! and winked.

Guy 2:nice.

by smishsm0sh September 26, 2009