Squilt

The blanket, or quilt, that you must place on the bed before fucking your gusher girlfriend.

"OH Shit, I forgot to put the squilt down and now there's pussy juice on the sheets!"

Darin hasn't washed the squilt and it's starting to stink.

by Munge Master February 12, 2010

she squirt

When a woman ejaculates liquid from her vagina due to sexual arousal

I was smashing that bitches G spot so hard the slut did a she squirt all over my face!

by Bundybazza August 28, 2009

bag of squirt

As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.

"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."

by Herman Mung Stur February 25, 2009

hersey squirt

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

by ladysemen March 26, 2009

worth a squirt

"its worth a squirt " can be used for describing anything worth doing,tasting and so on. its universal for anything worth doing, hens..its worth a squirt!;)

you should try this drink!. its totally worth a squirt!

by francesco fantastico March 14, 2016

Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Squintz

Ryan MacKinnon

first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.

by earl herquest November 13, 2011