Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

Squillard

As of August 2008, William, a.k.a. Squillard from myspace, resides in the small high desert town of Yucca Valley in southern California. His day consists of doing mostly nothing, but usually involves hanging out with good friends Baby Boi Mario and Xave. His favorite bands include The Fall of Troy, and Enter Shikari. He also enjoys going to hardcore shows and murdering babies (not really). He respects adult film actors and actresses for what they do, because somebody's got to do it. And he doesn't do drugs, alcohol, or premarital sex, but he is down for blow jobs and what not. His favorite video game is Pokemon and he rarely plays anything else. And that just about covers Squillard. www.myspace.com/afireinsidekicksass

"Hey do you know Squillard?"

"You mean that fucking faggot from myspace? Yea fuck that loser ass cunt!"

by egyptianprincess October 17, 2008

Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011

Squidward265

Someone who you can have a good laugh with. Generally uses an insult involving a 12 inch on the local ho. Often in w83 kicking all the bullshitters' asses.

P1: OMG RUN!!!!1
P2: Why?
P1: ITS SQUIDWARD265 SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

by JamesLegaia December 27, 2008

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016