squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014

the squincher

A sex act where you convince your girl to have anal sex, then zap her with a taser while doing the deed.

Man, my girlfriend and I did The Squincher last night, and my nuts are still tingling!

by dick tillman September 19, 2009

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

squnch

The liquidy, gelatinous fecal material deposited into one's underpants when they shart.

Jimmy had to go to the men's room and clean all of the greasy squnch out of his drawers when he accidentally sharted at work.

by Man Trying to Have a Period December 28, 2011

Squinch

1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply.

"I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"

by Hansel Shmi January 19, 2010

squelch

to attach to like a suction cup

Kevin squelched onto his big brother when he came home.

by mfoley October 2, 2008

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017