Screaming Nazi

The magical mix of jagermeister and goldslager in one shot or drink. Go's down real smooth. Also know as "liquid cocane", "Golden elk", "Body Bag" and "Jägerschläger".

"Man you were fucked last night"

"I know I did like ten screaming nazis"

"Fuck"

by Jiggalo G April 15, 2008

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

screaming seagull

when you are doing it on the beach, you pull it out, roll it in the sand, then cram it back in

that hooker dug her nails into my back while i was bangin her on the beach so i gave her a screaming seagull

by bradincali March 2, 2007

screaming

You’re “screaming” if something makes you laugh so hysterically that you’re basically just hollering like you’re about to charge into battle.

This was already an expression before the internet, so the origin is uncertain.

“Last night I ate a burrito, and then accidentally vomited it onto my cat.”

“im fucking screaming”

by YodelinBurrito July 9, 2022

anal squeamish

When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if he or she is being penetrated. Then one would be considered anal squeamish.

Harry:Hey man hows it going? (Taps Llyod on the gluttious maximus)
Llyod: WHOA!!! (Jumps for fear)
Harry: What are you? Anal Squeamish?

by Rump_roast February 8, 2007

screaming hyena

when your partner's penis is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes

you pull off your boyfriend's boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked cock and you can't help it and giggle as he puts on his pants and runs home crying

by harshem May 1, 2005

screamingwhisper

Muttering under your breath in such a way that you cannot but help make yourself heard.

This first came into common use after the website screamingwhisper.com grew in popularity as a place where adults could voice their opinions without being worried about text speak and other incomprehensible Internet abbreviations.

If someone fails to say thank you the you might quietly say "Don't mention it." ... then under your breath you'd mutter "Oh, sorry you didn't" and then later on you might want to share your frustration with others or even post all about your mood on an internet message board. The culmination of this is known as having a screamingwhisper.

by Messy February 22, 2005