Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)

Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”

by D. Wayne November 09, 2019

Squash

To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.

I was so drunk last night I squashed

by Frizbee butthole November 09, 2019

Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash

A codename for 'Sexual Activities'.

"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash Court and play Squash?"

by Young.Sullivan March 15, 2022

Squash

A slang word for a homosexual date between two or more male occupants..

Today Shandy & Cade decided to go for a squash after work.. They chose to go to the movies to share interests and form a homosexual connection..

by UrbanArticulate May 24, 2018

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 01, 2017

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016