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Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake 

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

Sprinkler Effect 

A sudden mundane and useless event that happens in a movie, like a sprinkler going off, that makes the watcher laugh hysterically, regardless of the director's intentions.
"That scene where the guy parked his car in that movie gave off one hell of a Sprinkler Effect. I was rolling on the floor."
Sprinkler Effect by Greenb3rg March 17, 2009

Sprinkledick 

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"
Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

Sprinkler-Bias 

The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
Sprinkler-Bias by Cho Pho Use January 6, 2015

Ham Sprinkles 

Bacon Bits
You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.
Ham Sprinkles by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.