spooter

Man who has not had sex in a loong time and ejaculates alot while having sex

see skeeter

You farking spooter

Many chix know a lot of spooters

by Twitchin'one October 17, 2004

Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist

The school of thought surrounding a cultures treatment of spoilers in the media. Most cultures accept it is necessary now to warn people in recent media that an article or review of something *may contain spoilers*

The case of Spoilerism is one in particular that deals with an undeclared cut off date at which people can freely discuss an 'older media'. For example after something has reached the point at which it is on DVD and available at all local libraries.

The sentiment of the more radical... Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist - wherein, "if you have not after this grace period managed to watch said spoiled media, you dont get to whine about something being spoiled by office conversation or public discussion, as logic follows any such media of such importance would have already warranted viewing. Considerations made for POW's, members of cults, liberated mennonites, etc.. "

The more conservative spoilerist is angered by this, and considers the entire act one of terrorism, in which the show or movie is now ruined essentially and not worth watching at all now. Particularly common among enraged fanboys etc.

Most people can distinguish between the easy non-spoiler such as Titanic or Snakes on a Plane. But even in this case the spoiler sensitive may take offense.

by f8tus November 22, 2010

Spoober

A peanut butter and semen mixture.

Goddamnit Carl! Quit sticking your dick in the peanut butter jar and making spoober!

by Rlosjhn October 15, 2018

kuka spooker

Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.

Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?

Woman:...........

Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!

by Vicla January 22, 2014

a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021

spooner

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...

You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!

by l42emmings September 4, 2005

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009