lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.

"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."

by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023

rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.

Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British

by KatyMarley April 17, 2023

Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

by AW306 May 25, 2023

Brown noise situation

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world

(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"

by K Ellis January 9, 2009

Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.

Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.

by A day in the life... October 28, 2010

Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011

sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011