Brown Spider

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.

"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."

by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006

spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.

Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!

by YAWA July 21, 2018

Spider-Man

A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.

Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.

by Adam McCaffery July 2, 2003

Sideshow

This is official Town Bizness! The sideshow started at lest twenty years ago in Deep East Oakland, CA. In the ghetto Eastmont mall parking lot. Now it can happen anywhere that Oakland people congregate.We might show up in your city next! It is an impromptu, car show. We ride the strip, stunt, get at, or mingle with the opposite sex, do donuts, figure 8's, hang out the windows while we drive, drive wit the doors open and basically do it real live, Yadada-mean! No one and I mean no one has a strip that cracks harder than the infamous Deep East Oakland, "Foothill Strip". Str8 Up!

We did it real big at the sideshow last night!

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

ace of spades

nickname for the Champagne brand Armand de Brignac, which comes in a gold bottle with an Ace of Spades-shaped label

"H-O-V-A, gold bottles of that Ace of Spades..."

by filla April 16, 2007

spide

spides...a plague upon man. Native to "norn iron" (n.ireland), they speak a corrupted form of english. Kitted out in garish shellsuits, huge medallions and baseball caps, these skinheaded monstrosities venture from their estates in packs to descend upon civilisation, ready to "bate thaw sheet outta wenkers." Intoxicated by a mixture of "wheet 'lightnin" cider and trance anthems, they hit dangerous speeds in their souped-up red corsas before comitting minor crimes. They speak a language incomprehensible to normal humans;for example "e waant a makkie dees burger wi' nay shay" or,in english; "i want a macdonalds burger with no relish please." It is paradigmatic of all steeks to have mindlessly violent sectarian opinions; the troubles in n. Ireland were caused by spides, and their estates are daubed with paramilitary propaganda such as "red hand commandos" or "up the provos".English hip-hop hoods think they are tough, but where i'm from, the spides eat Ali G wannabes for breakfast and wash it down with a pint of gravel. beware.

an archetypal spide's day consists of;
1. Get up. Swear.
2. breakfast; beans in a cup+ cider.
3. Don't go to work/school. Hang out "with tha lads"
4. watch the footy.
5. Evening at last. Gather your posse and find a student/fruit/hippie/o.a.p and "bate tha fock" out of them
6. One the crime spree is over, get in souped up corsa , turn on dance music and spit out the window.
7. go home.

by dr.dimitri November 28, 2003