Spoonbomb

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.

When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.

by Botany Babe September 23, 2016

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

tango spoon

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.

" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"

by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

lanky spoon

A long skinny penis with a very big head

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013