sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.

Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011

sphinctosaurus rex

1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.

Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.

by Stanky May 1, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

by MellyMooster June 15, 2015

sphincterella

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004