speakerfuck

When someone calls you and asks you a compromising question about someone and fails to mention that you're on speaker phone and that the person you're talking about is listening.

Jane: Hey, what do you think about Karen? (on speaker phone)
Sally: I can't stand that bitch ass hoe. (unaware of the speaker phone)
Jane: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, you're on speaker phone and Karen's right here.
Karen: Fuck you Sally.
Sally: Jane! You totally speakerfucked me.

by Jax27 April 3, 2008

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.

Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!

by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009

sneakerhead

Somebody who owns a number of sneakers and is always up on the latest J's that come out. Their collections consist of rare, vintage, and collectable sneakers from classic Chuck Taylor's to custom Nikes.

Jay: "Man Kam, you have so many sneakers!"
Kam: "I mean what can I say? I'm a certified sneakerhead!!"

by WONDEROO!! June 30, 2008

bitin speakers in the face

A lyric to a Rihanna song. No one knows what it means lol.

Hey bro, what does bitin speakers in the face mean?

by Lalalallall March 2, 2018

sneaker whore

Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.

Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!

by Dashmatticks January 6, 2008

Sneaker Pimp

(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.

A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.

by ubermudskipper March 9, 2010

sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006