sparked

being simultaneously under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and ecstasy (MDMA).

Yo bro, I was so sparked last night that I tried to cut my hand off with a blow torch.

by jay coal June 6, 2018

Sparked

Sparked;

You or the event are not quite LIT... yet...
Or
You are building your way up to being LIT. Or building up to an event that is LIT

Person 1: You LIT yet?
Person 2: Naw I’m just sparked

Person 1: Bruh this party is LIT!!
Person 2: I dunno seems kinda sparked right now.

by Zenraven13 August 26, 2018

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Swanked

1. Bad as in gross or stupid.

2. To get jacked or robbed.

1. Dude, you seriously just swanked the bathroom.

2. Haha, check it out that bro just got swanked!

by bazamshazam May 31, 2010

spankdive

to combine the two motions of spanking (flattened hand landing flush on someone else's buttocks) with diving (a quick dart or plunge, usually resulting in one falling to the ground). The result is a continuous, cumulative action, which may result accidentally (due to a fall) or intently.

Marlon wanted slap Kobie upside the head but tripped and spankdove him instead.

Boris wanted to cop a feel but she was too far away, so he decided to utilize a spankdive.

by Redwan September 30, 2007