shaking the knuckles

Slang for masturbation when trying to discreetly but openly talk about masturbation.

Past tense: shook the knuckles

Last night I was shaking the knuckles while Ellen was on.

by vladmiric acid August 17, 2010

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 3, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 17, 2018

shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

by Barkmenter September 23, 2018