If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023
Get the Spaghetti rule mug.An awesome congregation of people typically cross country runners both guys and girls. Usally a day or two before a meet. The runners load up on spaghetti, salad and brownies. After eating movies are watched, games are played, ultimate frisbee matches, and streaking occur.
Runner 1: Man that spaghetti feed was so much fun, Girl 1 is so hot.
Runner 2: No kidding and those dumb football players say spaghetti feeds are gay guess they don't understand our sport has girls and theirs has fat line men.
Runner 2: No kidding and those dumb football players say spaghetti feeds are gay guess they don't understand our sport has girls and theirs has fat line men.
by X-C Runner March 26, 2009
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by Dat totally real dood May 10, 2018
Get the eskety spaghetti mug.When a woman has her period, and the blood clots in her pubic hair. The dried blood gives the impression of meat sauce on the spaghetti (the pubes). Abbreviated to 'vagspag'
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Get the spaghetti sauce mug.1.) The cloudy water dumped down the strainer after spaghetti has been boiled.
2.) A close cousin to "Ass Water". Loose stool violently ejected from the rectum after digesting too much fine Italian cuisine. (A common problem after family get-togethers at Olive Garden.)
2.) A close cousin to "Ass Water". Loose stool violently ejected from the rectum after digesting too much fine Italian cuisine. (A common problem after family get-togethers at Olive Garden.)
1.) "Jane dumped the spaghetti water down the drain."
2.) (A real-world situation involving my own personal visit to a local McDonalds.) An African-American entered, drew his nose upward, and exclaimed: "Mann! Idd smell lyke spuhgetty wawduh in hurr!"
2.) (A real-world situation involving my own personal visit to a local McDonalds.) An African-American entered, drew his nose upward, and exclaimed: "Mann! Idd smell lyke spuhgetty wawduh in hurr!"
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