I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet Union

The best country ever that has fallen

The great Soviet Union

by Gun January 18, 2025

Soviet union

The best thing ever created.

The mightly soviet union will be forever in our hearts

by KrinkyxDLoL July 19, 2022

Detroit Red Soviets

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.

The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.

by GOPhater May 30, 2012

Sovietism

A form of authoritarianism based on the illusion of socialism or communism

Many people in the west believe sovietism is the goal of socialists

by Республика Федералний Вилеяска June 20, 2023