Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.

we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.

by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

Sovietism

A form of authoritarianism based on the illusion of socialism or communism

Many people in the west believe sovietism is the goal of socialists

by Республика Федералний Вилеяска June 20, 2023

Soviet Discotheque

When an action or objective goes according to plan.Usually said with a Borat impression and followed by high fives (bonus points for added Slavic dance moves).

Ah shit, we managed to dodge all that traffic and make it to the show on time, Soviet Discotheque! *dances in Borat*

by DrK88 July 22, 2024

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018