Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007

Salty Bird

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.

Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.

by Manthorn March 4, 2009

Salty Dragon

A Salty Dragon occurs when, upon receiving oral sex, immediately before ejaculation a man sticks the tip of his penis against the opening of his partners nostril and proceeds to ejaculate into her sinus cavity. This causes her to leak semen from her nose like a salt breathing dragon.

Person 1: Why does Ariella keep wiping her nose? Is she sick?
Person 2: No bro, I just gave her a salty dragon
Person 1: Damn, she'll be sneezing out your load for a month!

by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005

Soltani

a really chill Persian dude who knows how to have a good time.

We gotta invite some Soltani's to this party.

by Robin Hood156 August 29, 2010

salty

pissed, upset

She was salty because she lost the game.

by Anonymous August 20, 2002

salty walnut

A salty walnut is when one inserts a walnut into his or her butt cheeks and then clenches those cheeks to crack it. His or her partner then licks out the walnut

My girlfriend has a fatty so I made her give me a salty walnut

by inthebank April 7, 2009