The Zesty Pepper Shaker

When you got 3 homies sitting in a room and one of em is getting maddd sloppy from a chick on another dudes lap.

"Oh yeah, me and the boys hung out with Sandra and she gave Jack The Zesty Pepper Shaker"

by DraegonTheDragon November 20, 2022

SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

by jim griffith April 6, 2011

Text soaked

A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.

We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we were all text soaked. It was weird and awkward trying to talk

by HandsomeHair July 13, 2015

soaked

As referring to getting "wet" with a girl
When a lotta cum is comin out

Person #1- "Man last night i got totally soaked"
Person #2- "WHy what happened?"
Person #1- "YO man, me and that girl totally fucked!"

by Belinda Fox March 25, 2008

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008

Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.

man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!

by ETF March 10, 2009