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corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake
After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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Snake hand

The snake hand is used when you try to mislead someone how far you can reach with your arm. By not streching it out fully you wait until the object comes to you and then make a fast move using those last inches you've "saved". A needed condition is that the other person's not able to see the whole arm.
"I stood in the shower and tried to reach the towel outside the cabin. Sarah was there and teased me by holding it very close to my hand. Fortunatly I used the snake hand and just "Snap!", took it from her!"
by triflet May 19, 2009
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Snake

by People are bitches June 13, 2019
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Ride the Snake

Throwing caution to the winds and ingesting a massive amount of psychedelics. A reference to a well-known quote from “The Doors” frontman Jim Morrison.

While riding the snake, you may enter into an extradimensional/transdimensional realm coterminal with the realm of space-time, or “reality” as it is commonly known. While in this realm, you may be accosted by swarms of neon green bat skulls and/or disembodied columns of teeth and eyes. You must not fear them, for they will take your mind away to the land of wind and ghosts unless you trust in the snake. The snake will see you through, but you cannot see the snake. You will not feel the snake, but the snake will feel you. It is the razor-thin rainbow bridge bisecting your chakras vertically, seperating you into your particulate parts so that you may be parcelled out to the wicked demons of the night which dwell betwixt the infinite yawning spaces between stars.
I was smoking with this chick at a party last night. I asked if she had ever dropped acid, and she said no. She asked if she should try it, and I hemmed and hawed as I thought about the answer to give her. Then my stoned buddy leaned over and said “ride the snake!”. The girl asked what that meant, and I explained to her that I was coming up on a 10 strip at the time. The snake was being ridden.
by The Emperor of Time and Space February 24, 2012
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Soy snake

Fake ass leather also known as vegan friendly. What a Jersey bitch buys at the flea market thinkin' shes got herself a real designer piece.
That bitch went out and spent all her rent money on an oversized SOY SNAKE Fendi bag. Now she's getting' evicted. Dumb chicken head.
by Sea squirrel August 2, 2011
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one eyed trouser snake

by Zach G. November 8, 2003
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shaky calf

Wow Jules, Tina is a big shaky calf today.

Rough night Gyna? Yeah, total shaky calf.
by PopozaoSF April 2, 2008
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