Sid the Sloth

Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus

A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.

*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.

by mister sebo September 16, 2011

Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.

The pada-sloth climed smeckles to take a nap.

by pada-sloth luvr June 29, 2009

Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.

Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team

by ark builder May 3, 2014

yellow sloth

an asian persons dick who gets erect very slow and is almost microscopic and is very ugly.

Girl "oh my god that kid Deng has such an ugly and small dick'
Friend "i cant believe you fucked a guy with a yellow sloth"

by mama llama asian dingle February 14, 2012

Cock sloth

a slutty female that is very permiscuious, and or often seen swinging from one or many penises.

Did you smash again? Damn, that girl's a cock sloth.

Everytime she comes around, she's hangin all over me.
I know she's such a cock sloth.

by D. Trump a.k.a BigBidness May 18, 2008

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag April 10, 2016