san francisco sleeping bag

2 dicks in one condom

Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.

by Peesalot July 10, 2017

Nïchan’s Sleeping bag

When your stick both feet in a girls vagina and pull up on it like a small sleeping bag around your feet.

“Dude I did Nïchan’s sleeping bag on her last night, she loved it”

“Bro that’s so awesome!”

by Nichan March 12, 2019

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

break a leg sleeping

You tell this to a person when you want to wish someone a good nights sleep.

-Break a leg sleeping. -Thanks

by darulis June 18, 2020

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

Slesping

A popular competitive activity from 1946-1976 founded by Frankie Johnson.
Rarely remembered today due to the non specific activity involved.
See also "ssss" "the Super Secret Slesping Society"

I was always good at Slesping, even from a young age.

by Dak88 January 25, 2019