Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE

Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.

by Raviable March 16, 2025

emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist

Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.

by Tman00178 September 1, 2006

bonni sized

Short; small

Dang, those shoes are bonni sized.

by allisonigguh February 1, 2009

tonka sized

This is a term referring to doing something on a massive scale.

Dude, I just took a tonka sized dump.

by CampbellU July 8, 2009

Abriel-Sized

A body shape in which a female is not quite fat or a BBW, but at the same time does not qualify as skinny.

"Dude, I kind of like her, but do you think shes a BBW"
"Nah man, shes Abriel-Sized"

by Whocares??11111 August 22, 2009

hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.

I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy

by Nico415 July 30, 2010