Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
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Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
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Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
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1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
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