t-shorts

Wearing a T-Shirt like a pair of shorts, putting one leg through each of the arm holes, and letting the middle hole provide a nice, cool breeze. A-la Marc Clark's 'Cozmik Collection'.

Can be seen worn with braces to hold them up in place of a belt.

'Sick T-Shorts, bro. Totally fuckin' swag.'
'Mate, you look like a fucking twat wearing your T-shirt like that'.

by Whippity G July 27, 2014

Tyler is short

An extremely factual statement

Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!

by Lewis. E August 20, 2023

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

Legit Shorts

Undefined term used by some ballbags on a Facebook parenting group.

Q: Have you heard the new legit shorts Avril Lavigne song? A: She legit shorts is a punk rock princess.

by CoATfourLyfe April 15, 2021

short prince

A sweet short guy under 5´9 that is nice and a gentleman

Your such a short prince

by Imparadis May 8, 2019

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Tommy Short

He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.

“what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off”

by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021