Shlome

The act of taking a huge shit, right after you eat.

"Daniel I just took the fattest Shlome right after Chipotle...it burned a little bit"

by UNCLE SHLOME December 18, 2012

shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

Shmomobilize

To put somebody in a position where they cannot intelligently defend themself (by way of combat or oral confrontation, or to disable somebody from intelligently defending themself

you can Shmomobilize that soldier by taking his weapon

WOW, you really shmomobolized that guy when you bound his hands and feet.

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

shloomboomba

A word that means absolutely nothing at all. it is used to break silence or when there is no answer to a question.

1.
guy one:why did you bang that ugly chick?
guy two:........shloomboomba
2.
room: ..........................
guy 1: well shloomboomba

by Mongolish April 1, 2008

Shlomosaurus

What you call a Jewish girl with a Jewfro, closely resembling a dinosaur of some sort.

Damn son, she's hot, but she's got a bit of a Shlomosaurus goin on

by ImAGunnaWhoopYoAss March 1, 2010

Scoomy bashing

When you have low self esteem so you go to the special school and beat up retarded kids for fun.

"hey bro, I'm feeling like shit, wanna go Scoomy bashing?"

by Scoomy bashers! November 16, 2013