shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

Shmitz

The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.

I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz

by Enriad March 4, 2011

Shmuck

Anam

Anam is a shmuck

by Zena3 January 30, 2019

Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

schmutt

A jewish cat that is normally grumpy.

Normally people with the name Ian are schmutts.

by Ian Cats March 26, 2010

Shmitten

A drunken kitten

After my newly born kitten got into my poorly stashed alcohol cabinet, she was shmitten all night.

by Shmitten August 2, 2011

Shmutz

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

by Frank Weiler February 8, 2010