shmooky

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.

After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!

by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005

Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

shmoogle

a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.

"wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?"

by stevenamandaarecool August 22, 2011

shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010

Shmooble

To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc.
An excellent distraction from boring classes!

Other forms: Shmoobled, shmoobling, shmooblers

Tzivi shmoobled at Sara during class, causing her to burst out laughing.

Gila (on AIM): ...and then, i decided to go shopping, and bought red shoes!
Rakefet (on AIM): i'm shmoobling

by Cucharita October 31, 2006

shmoltz

universal swear-word.

shmoltzing

liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.

by mmeree14 January 19, 2008