shloppy

verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.

1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.

2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!

by Mr Lowca August 11, 2006

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 13, 2003

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

shalooped

the ultimate state of sadness that your emotions are just completely twisted and confused.

boy: what's wrong?
girl: i just feel so shalooped lately.
boy: bummer.

by oudahottestguidette April 4, 2011

Schloop

The distinctive sound made at the point of entry during sex.

"A little kiss, a little drink and SCHLOOP in the pink"

by Nabuyaga March 18, 2009

shloom

an elite player

Shloom: HAHA nubcaeks i just pwned you all!!

by Anonymous July 11, 2003