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Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.
I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.
by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011
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cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.
by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016
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Rum Shits

When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.
Samantha had drank to much rum last night and the next morning she had the rum shits
by safetysamuel November 21, 2016
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Hitoshi Shinso

A popular character from the anime My Hero Acadamia, also known as Boku No Hero Acadamia, who can brainwash you if you respond to him, and likes cats. He has purple hair and lavender eyes, with white pupils. Alot of people ship him with Izuku Midoryia, Denki Kaminari, Katsuki Bakugo, and Neito Monoma. Alot of people also make headcanons stating he is Shouta Aizawa's, And Hizashi Yamada's child, and siblings with Eri Chisaki. Many people simp for him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Hitoshi Shinso? Person 2: Yea! He is such good husband material.
by Hitoshi=yes. February 27, 2022
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carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.
"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake
by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020
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when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"
Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant
by Clear River May 23, 2022
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monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.
I've heard about your monkey shines.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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