For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
by Wangjawn December 02, 2018
I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.
by pennythek September 20, 2010
by jjmo July 15, 2009
When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.
Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.
by pelicanellie June 14, 2014
by Kaianna February 08, 2019
When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.
"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"
by ZoomerMalcontent June 06, 2023