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Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.
Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?
by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021
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Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult
"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"
by Fiveduck June 23, 2021
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shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.
buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.
by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021
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Shrump

"Shrump"
a lump or mound made by a growing mushroom under loose earth, leaf litter or forest floor debris.
a combination of the words "mushroom" & "lump"
I found so many mushrooms today that were hidden under shrumps
by ThereIsNoGoodpseudonymsLeft September 11, 2021
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shmumpy

noun
1. A person who is your one and only; soulmate; hoingy.
Me and my shmumpy went on the most romantic date the other night!
by Hoingy October 12, 2021
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shrumpadump

When I get home later i’m going to shrumpadump all night
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Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch
Damn rob is in a shlump
by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021
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