slaughtery

The Best Word On EARTH.

Slaughtery needs no explanation.

by Derrick Kingston July 16, 2008

Slaughterhouse-Five

The most God awful book ever written and reccomend taking acid before reading to understand it.

Tralfamadorian from Slaughterhouse-Five; What the hell even is this?

by tgictf December 15, 2011

lambs to the slaughter

the definition of the phrase lambs to the slaughter is that you play among us without knowing there is an impostor

he went around and did his tasks not suspecting his death to be around the corner

lambs to the slaughter

by dudesup123 October 14, 2020

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Slaughtergirl Old

A person between the ages of 25 and 29

14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"

by wu_alex May 14, 2011