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The Sharp Lawnmower 

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
The Sharp Lawnmower by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
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a cool sharp one 

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.
"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."
a cool sharp one by Remtorik September 18, 2006

sierra sharp 

a humorous, beautiful, type of person that is no way shape or form rude.
man, that girl is just so rude!

hell yeah, she aint no sierra sharp!

F sharp principle 

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea
tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo
F sharp principle by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

The Sharp Scooter 

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
The Sharp Scooter by VID-19 April 5, 2020
Noun. When in college and your teacher does not care much about legible grading. As a result it is hard to tell whether a person scored high or low with a B.
Fathead #1: What the hell is that thing? I dunno what I got, on the test. Does that say B+ or B-?

Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.

Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
B sharp by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010