Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022

Shalong

A Gigantic Long Thick Skyscraper Sweet And Salty Yummy Tasty Donkey Kong Cock

How Good Is Your Cock? It’s Called A Shalong: Its The Greatest Thing Ever It’s More Rare Then A Real Human. It’s So Big Your Eyes Will Go White Like Broly, And It Will Enter Your Stomach When It Goes Down Your Throat. It’s Sweeter Then Any Type Of Candy It Overflows Your Body More Than A Ocean Dose. It’s So Salty And Sweet Greatest Tasty Cum To Ever Exist💦

by Donkey Kong Flawless November 5, 2022

shomongalong

A person addicted to black tar heroine

Hey Jeff did you try some of jimmys black tar heroine it got me shomongalong

by Shomongalong lord September 24, 2023

shmongy

KFC worker

You’re all shmongys

by Shmongy October 13, 2023

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017