Southpaw Shake

When a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy - such as while holding two beers or perhaps you're wearing a cast. Your only option is to shake with your left. If handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.

When I turned, Dave had his hand out for a shake. He didn't see me holding my niece's hand, so I gave him a Southpaw Shake with my free one. No gayness.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

shaft shake

When a gay man introduces himself to a straight man and pinches the end of his penis

I was at the piano bar and scooped some mans titty and he shaft shaked me lol

by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020

Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.

"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."

by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018

fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.

Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.

by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

by whitebolo April 16, 2005

Shake it off

it is a Taylor Swift song that went viral.

OMG, girl did you you see Taylor Swift's shake it off.

by TrollerDefines November 21, 2014

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008