Servitis

N. (pronounced 'serve-eye-tuss', sometimes spelled "Serve-itis")
1.A serious disease where one can't help but to "serve" people for the duration of the disease. It is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
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Or when one gets their ass beat.

Guy 1: "Damn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that"

Guy 2: "I don't know,...I think I might have the Servitis"

Guy 1: "You'd better chill before you get your ass beat."

Guy 2: "The only person around here that gets their ass beat is your mom..."

::Crowd, oooohs while Guy 1 shakes his head::

Guy 2: "I'm sorry ! It's a disease ! "

Guy 1: "You're lucky it is or else my fist would be up your ass."

by Urban-For-Real April 12, 2008

Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017

Lip Service

Insincere support or respect expressed but not put into practice

Many feminist organisations proclaim "Feminism = equality."
Ironically these same organisations are very quiet when sexism is against men but very loud if against women. Hence, lip service

by SsoulBlade September 15, 2017

streaming service

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate

John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each

by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020

Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.

Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006