Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers

"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"

by Ms. Rodriguez August 4, 2019

Are you serious right neow bro?

A common used word for losers that use tiktok all day and get no bitches.

Dad: Son, your mother has just got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Lets pray to god and the holy spirit that she will recover.

Son: Are you serious right neow bro?

by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

senioritis

A virus which seems to affect mainly second semester seniors, with few eceptions (First semester Seniors etc). This virus can be deadly to one's grades, as the carrier becomes totally apathetic about their grades, classes, homework etc. This results in many "Zeros ( 0 )" or failing grades - ultimately leading to the drastic lowering of the grade in the carrier's classes. Side effects include: Failure to give a shit, complete and utter apathy, and not graduating with the carrier's class.

Parent: Why did you fail this class?
Carrier: I didn't study.
Parent: Why?
Carrier: Senioritis

by synorgy June 18, 2005

seniorism

An action, usually negative (but sometimes funny) most often associated with people of a certain age.

One of Mom's many seniorisms is constantly losing her housekeys, which often turn up in some pocket or other. She's always stashing and forgetting.

by Ward Smith October 27, 2012

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

andres segovia

Spanish classical guitarist who is considered to be the father of classical guitar and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, if not the greatest.

Andres Segovia was simply amazing.

by majav8 April 2, 2007

Senior Slump

When second and third semester seniors stop doing their homework, give up on extra-curricular that actually requires work, develop mysterious illnesses, sleep until noon on a Tuesday, "forget" to go to gym class that just happens to clash with a sample sale and cut other classes to go home and hook up with their boyfriends or better have sex.

"Where is my Senior gym class?"
"Either still in bed asleep, in bed "ill" or in bed with each other."
"It's second semester, it must be the senior slump."

by LucieRibbons March 1, 2009